alexandraerin:

psycho-pervert-face:

this is literally one of my favorite bits

andshort:

au where fandom doesn’t make me dislike something i previously enjoyed

thesulfurandthesea:

sometimes I get frustrated because you can’t put numbers in caps

12

am I screaming?

you’ll never know

foxnewsofficial:

i lost my ID so i’ve been buying alcohol with a passport from 2006

sirken:

Search over. Found the best fake celebrity twitter. Meet @DJWhishaw.

crowleyplease:

My brother came home from school today speaking in the lowest most gravelly voice he could at 12 years old.

So I asked him “who died and made you Batman?”

He looked up at me and took a second before once again speaking in the voice. He said, “my parents.”

whatthefinnick:

My pre-calc teacher got kicked out of the movies once for yelling out diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat.

hollaweenus:

3cstacy:

My students are writing short stories. This is what I got from one of them.

god bless

legendofham42:

legendofham42:

i just got a text from an unknown number saying “do you like my dog” with this picture

heLP

i asked who it was and they replied “the owNER OF THE DOG” OMFG